Corporeal Authority Taskforce : A Corporate Cat Dystopia

Corporeal Authority Taskforce : A Corporate Cat Dystopia

A Fast Food Fantasy in Multiple Parts

Famous directors envision the drive-through genre in commercials. What if?

The basic idea of this is to us ChatBot GPT to create Screenplays/Scripts from prompts.


How odd can AI assisted surrealism be?

KFC 3000

David Lynch directs a surrealist neo-noir, Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial. Although it could be argued that Quentin Tarantino already took a shot at the Colonel Sanders origin story, with DiCaprios’ depiction of Calvin Candie in "Django Unchained," in this dystopian rendition of the world as an industrial wasteland, Sanders, a time-traveling Colonel, is a man whose girlfriend gives birth to a deformed chicken whom he repeatedly clones and sells off in parts.


CB GPT Generated Script:

FADE IN:

EXT. INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND - DAY

The camera pans over a desolate landscape of smokestacks, abandoned buildings and rusting machinery. A lone figure is seen walking through this wasteland, wearing the familiar white suit and black string tie of Colonel Sanders.

CUT TO:

INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - DAY

The Colonel enters the warehouse, revealing his girlfriend sitting in a rocking chair, clutching a bundle to her chest. She looks up at him, her eyes filled with tears.

GIRLFRIEND (sobbing) Colonel, you have to see this.

The Colonel approaches her, and she reveals a deformed chicken in the bundle.

COLONEL (stunned) What is this?

GIRLFRIEND It’s our child.

The Colonel takes a step back, horrified.

COLONEL What have we done?

GIRLFRIEND We’ve created a monster.

The Colonel looks at the chicken, then back at his girlfriend.

COLONEL I’ll make it right.

CUT TO:

INT. LABORATORY - DAY

The Colonel is seen working in a laboratory, cloning the deformed chicken.

COLONEL (to himself) I’ll make enough of these creatures to sell. I’ll make us rich.

CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - DAY

The Colonel is seen selling parts of the cloned chickens to passing trucks, making his living in this dystopian world.

CUT TO:

INT. TIME MACHINE - DAY

The Colonel is seen entering a time machine, setting it to travel to the past.

COLONEL (to himself) I’ll go back and fix this. I’ll make sure this never happens.

CUT TO:

EXT. INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND - DAY

The camera pans over the desolate landscape again, showing the Colonel walking through it once more.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

2001: A Meat Odyssey

Stanley Kubrick reimagining the origin of the franchise as the Burger Prince of Thebes comes of age, recons with his mother and father, and tackles complex situations in trying to imagine a kingdom of chicken with cheese, curly fries, and of course, burgers. 


CB/GPT:

Title: The Burger Prince of Thebes

Fade in:

INT. BURGER KINGDOM - DAY

The Burger Prince of Thebes (played by [Actor's Name]) stands in front of a large crowd of citizens and knights. He looks out at the kingdom, full of chicken and fries, and he realizes that he is the only one who can bring order to the land. He turns to his mother, the Queen of Burgers (played by [Actress's Name]), and his father, the King of the Grill (played by [Actor's Name]), and he knows that he must take on this challenge.

PRINCE:

I will make this kingdom a place where burgers reign supreme!

The crowd cheers. The prince sets out on his journey, facing challenges and obstacles at every turn. He must use his wit, charm, and cunning to overcome the obstacles in his path, and he must also come to terms with his own feelings towards his mother and father.

In one scene, the prince faces off against a group of knights who want to take over the kingdom. He uses his charisma to talk them out of it, and they eventually back down. In another, he must deal with a shortage of cheese, and he comes up with a plan to trade with the neighboring kingdoms to get what he needs.

As the prince grows and learns, he begins to understand the true meaning of leadership and what it means to be a true ruler. He must use all of his skills to keep the kingdom together and ensure that burgers, chicken, and curly fries continue to reign supreme.

Fade out.

THE END.

MacMan Vs The Joker / Batman Vs Ronald.

Martin Scorsese and Wong Kar-wai direct Ronald McDonald as the Joker’s Jungian archetypal inversion: A story told in two parallel dimensions, Ronald is in Gotham, while the Joker is in league with the Hamburglar, and Grimace, attempting to outsmart and outrun Mayor McCheese and the caped crusader, MacMan in McDonaldland. Scorsese and Kar-wai each direct a dimension. 

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